Uh oh. No one is owning up to picking the less than great game this podcast.
LET’S HAVE A WITCH HUNT! BURN THE WITCH!
Or, maybe try and find some positives in it? Who knows? It may be the best game in the world (it’s not)

We reminisce the Revival retro Event while banging on about arcade games and biscuits.  Ah, the love of twiddling a biscuit’s joystick and dunking an arcade cabinet in a mug of tea…
Beware of stuff falling out of Shaun’s head…
Victor makes wrong  words during a quiz. Sounds legit?

This is a lo-fi recorded podcast from a hotel room in Walsall, UK. We were both enjoying Revival Retro event and this was after the first day’s play.  We get joined by ‘housekeeping’ in the form of Nintendo Arcade Alex Crowley, who gives a bit of an insight into our featured game – ALANS.

Shaun & Victor put on their best ‘Crimson Scorcher’ lipstick and a Marilyn Monroe beauty spot to play a classic game, with a fun speedup hack – seen on many updated arcade machines running Pac-Man’s lady friend. Learn cornering and play along with us in a sea of daftness with tiny islands of wisdom.
 

Oooo – arrr! Like an unripe avocado, a bag of Kryptonite nails or lego that imbeds into your foot – Ghouls and bleedin’ Ghosts. Impossible? NO! Some weirdos can actually complete it – TWICE! Listen in as our intrepid podcasters whine about how hard the dang thing is. Up yours Capcom!
 

Shaun & Victor agree on arcade games being awesome but come to actual blows on this show’s featured game. Oh dear. Bruises before bedtime. Hopefully the guesty mc guest face co host Vipp can get in the middle and stop them hitting each other with their fetching handbags. Shaun’s has bullets embroidered into it and Victor’s has a ‘Harrumph!’ sticker on it.
 

Uh oh. There’s an 800lb Gorilla in the room – and he’s your dad! That dastardly Mario (I thought he was the good guy?) has monkey napped him and imprisoned him in a cage. Get those keys and free him!
Watch out for the return of the HATE BEAKS!!!!
SQUARRRRRRK!

Alan Baba and 40 Thieving Gets – hammer those muthafu**ers!
It’s all Trollnads’ fault!!!
Eugene Jarvis at Arcade Club!
 

We’re back – AGAIN!
One is back from New York (heavily laden with Cheez Its) and the other from Play Expo Blackpool (heavily laden with a poorly voice).

Weeeeeee’re back! With a bumper podcast reviewing not one, not two, but, oh – actually 2 games. One in a top secret hotel and the other billions of light years away in a massive garden. Probably.
We’ve both been super busy and missed all our lovely listeners, but rest assured 2018 will be arcadtabulous.
Yes, I went there. AND I MEANT IT. Now go and play Robert Smith and the Deadly Chicken Dinner.
We also find out that Shaun is possessed by a Marmot or Marmite?

A lickle tiny giftington to the lovely listeners to tide them over the xmas holiday period.
Grab a Turkey sandwich and yer headphones and get stuck into two buffoons yapping about the top 50 arcade games as voted for by YOU, yes – YOU DECIDED!
Featuring :-Dave PunisherPete PunisherDeath Equals AdderThem ‘fork things’Crashing a red car and a blonde woman falls out

Blah, blah, guff about something that may have happened in the podcast recording or just some nonsense that falls out of my head. What exactly is a biscuit shark, anyway?
Warning! – Shaun’s opinion may be wrong. Or right. YOU decide.
 

BOING, BOING, BOING!Flop eared marsupial ‘fun’ at the Ten Pence towers this time.Everyone loves Kangaroo, right?

FURTHER INTO UNKNOWN WORLD!Victor and Shaun are piloting time this time. If only they could turn back time? They keep on podcasting time after time. Oh lord. All the ‘time’ lyrics.Remember kids, DON’T RISK IT FOR A BISCUIT!