Shootah’s! Big insectoid jobbies with crappy tunnels and boggley laser eyed snek monsters.We’re talking about Gemini Wing. Nowt to do with nonsense astrology either, just shootin’ stuffright int’ face!
And how many Street Fighter characters can you think of in a minute? If it’s less than 13, PITY THE FOOL!
Does anyone fancy a bit of gout?
 

Jaleco 1990

OH MY! Two Games this show, to make up for the time we’ve had off, due to Victor being in Portland OR, for the game show PRGE.
1. Wiggly wiggly woo!
2. Parpity parp parp!
Make of that, what you will…
 

Who’d have thunk there would be a hidden character named Piface Linux Motherf***er in such a cheery family oriented game?

We’re back with Cruise News ™, oiled up 1942 phones, Linux Jam Sandwich Distro, New spectacles that makes Shaun’s head seem too small, Crazy golf, Ass hat helicopters and Chin hooks.
Make of that, what you will.
 

Our old Granny used to say “listen to arcade podcast nonsense and your cucumbers will grow well”Wise words old woman, wise words.Anyone not liking Karate Champ is officially a “BAWBAG”

When you have eyes like footballs, you may notice that a wasp is a fake bee (if you look VERY closely)
Rivetting speed limit section with chat about shooting rocks right int’ face.

Pantless podcasting at it’s best! Ew.
Fact – Octopii wear knickers on their heads.
Remember people – *** CONTROLLING REALITY TECHNIQUE ***

Buckle up for a bumper thrills ride through Nemesis and make sure you have a fridge full of horses to keep your cool!
May contain terrible theme tune singing at 1h 31m 58s…
Oh, and have a thought for the poor Whippet…
 

Revival goodness in Walsall, carrier bags full o’ biscuits and Rescue!
Q. Who doesn’t love a brightly coloured clown with a power ball?
A. Holley.

Victor certainly didn’t want to die in Llandudno and Shaun has been viewed 60 thousand times!
We review, without doubt – an arcade game. Or maybe a poor console game that made it’s way into the  arcade? Hmm.
Act-Fancer or trapping ‘parts’ in a fridge door? YOU DECIDE.

This week in Robotron…
Shaun is busy being an absolute unit while Victor deals with a Cybernetik Pick n Mix Revolt. Sandra on the checkouts isn’t having any of it.
BEWARE THE MAN IN THE QUADRAHAT!!!
 

Rastan is full of annoying enemies – find out which ones kill you over and over again. Nails in Satan’s testicles, lime jelly, space hoppers and other normal stuff discussed this show. And don’t forget Idiot fish, bloody boulders, and men with horse’s arses.
 

Shaun has been back to Vulgus with speedy bullits, pouring IPA in to his face and wazzin’ round corners on this show’s daft racing game.
While Victor has been a tad more productive in restoring a new cabaret cabinet and failing to qualify quite a lot…