DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE:
Yellow belts and a nice crimplene high waisted pair of slacks. No crabs.GLOVE BOXES ARE A LIE!!!

Listen to old ‘Moon Hands’ and ‘The Blue Claw’ rabbit on about arcade games as well as biscuits and other guff…

Frenzy – A slanted take on Berzerk, perhaps?

Joust is a true oddity in arcade history. It’s a bit like Flappy Bird but not quite as good. “Line up against that wall, Holley” said the members of the Joust-Is-Ace Firing Squad Division

Matt's favourite game ;)

One of these games could've been the inspiration for Bomber Man.
The other one could've been the inspiration for people vomiting on roller coasters.

A spin-off from the Raiden series.

Bizarre single screen cowboy game with added otters.

This month’s “features” –
1000 Family Circle Biscuit tins for a Centipede cabaret?Rubbish singingDouble tap button B = custard creamTriple tap button B = hobnobThe deep chasm of the custard cream diamond8 Biscuit tray rule“You’re a tyre…”Subliminal coconut ringsBird’s Eye Fish Oblongs

This month’s “features” –
Crime solvingThe Cheese BanditThe MANY Chris Smiths in the Chris Smith universeCar sandwich makingSnoosh‘Different’ coldSpecial windChopping Squares in HalfDuped in to Salted CaramelBaked Bean CoffeeCake Mazes

This month’s “features” –Latency breakdowns.Looking into the void.Power supply & custard.Leapy platform games.Custard chips.Beautiful spanners.Power raisins.Mr & Mrs gas chamber.Postal elephants.Trevor Island local Disco hire.Diagonal nightmares.

This month’s “features” –ABS Pie EnclosurePeanut Butter & Cheese Sandwiches (correct ratio required)Eyebrow BonePlaying a GameBoy Advance from the top of your stairs with really long stilt handsBespoke Pie OvensBiscuit DispensersDips!25p Each BiscuitsCheese ShovelsDON’T LICK A ROBOTMake room for a flapjackEvil MegadrivesJesus was a Namco licenseChicken SoupCar MorgueAngel Delight Based Car IncidentsStar Pooper4X4 Super CrabsJelly & Meatballs

I LOVE THIS GAME!
This month’s “features” –
Crumbly BiscuitsBirdy Craney ThingsGood FingersGutsav Klimt *Not a Turtle*Policemen turning up on massive batsNext month’s game – “Armed Police Massive Batrider”Cardboard = Really thin woodDarren CatKaren CatHATEBEAKBATVTOL Hatebeaks

This month’s podcast is a – sweetcorn mystery, cheesey umbrella, talky wallet and a floaty fox. All wrapped up in a closey casey thing. And look out for next month’s special –
REMODELLING A TURD PODCAST (TM)
Ahem.